Sunday, August 09, 2009

You can't make this stuff up.

While My Dear was settling Monkey down for bed the other night they had the following conversation:

Daddy: You have to go to sleep, my little bear.
Monkey: I'm not your little bear.
Daddy: Oh no?
Monkey: No. I'm Mommy's ... and Mommy is mine.
Daddy: Well who do I belong to then?
Monkey: Uuuhm. Avis ...... and Bhyrn.

Avis and Bhyrn are friends of ours who come over for dinner sometimes. I must inform them of their new charge.


avisannschild said...

Hmm, not sure what to make of this!

C Ste Croix said...

I don't think it makes you obliged to any duties. But if it bothers you I'll take him off your hands for $5. That was the going rate when we met. Maybe it should be higher due to inflation...mind you we are in a people can talk to your people.

voctor said...

Ohhhh, poor Big Bear. He can stay with me. Oh yah, we already did that.

I have a question. Who put that idea in the monkey's head?

C Ste Croix said...

No one put the idea there but Monkey her own self. She comes up with all kinds of doozies like that.